My daughter thought that I should title a blog something about Planes, Trains and Automobiles but it is really Cars, Busses and Taxi's and what a fun time it was. You see, Lauren is an instigator...always has been. It's always been...MOM, you need to get out more...MOM, let's go get you a new hairdo...MOM, why don't we have a Girl's Weekend in San Francisco. Ummmmm, yeah!
Saturday began with a lively giggle-fest for the Schnickle...his second annual celebration, which began at a place called Bounce-opolis in Folsom. It is a lovely indoor playground and we had the little kid room, which could accommodate kids from one to six, easily, with the type of play settings in the big room. The main thing is that HE had a blast, the kids had a blast and even the parents had fun for the 90 minutes that turned out to be PERFECT for a little kid party. Pizza was delivered and Kid Krack (Hi-C) was served by the teenage Host after the kids ran round and round in the activity room. Plates were whisked away like a proper table turner does and out came the cake and the song and the stiff arm to his little friend who wanted desperately to HELP with the candles. Nooooooooooooooo, it's MY Whew. It was accomplished and gifts were carted home for the quiet opening (so that there did not need to be any more Daycare Stiff Arm) with the two sets of grandparents in attendance. Nice, very nice.
At 2 PM, the Daughter and I piled into her car and began the exodus down to our old stomping grounds and all of the yucky-poo traffic and crowds that accompanied the journey. DAD, the 80 is a parking lot, says she over the cellphone. 3 hours plus to the hotel (The St Francis...thanks again, Lauren) on Union Square. UNION SQUARE was positively teeming with people in a manner that I have never experienced in all of my years of living in the Bay Area. What a spectacle. Perhaps it was THE weekend for all of the Prodigals to come home, to partake in the special activities that San Francisco has to offer. For US, it was the draw to the magic of Cirque du Soleil's KOOZA .
The trick for us was to get into the Hotel, casually hail a cab and get a meal on a Saturday night. No small feat, my friends. You see, the cab line outside of the hotel was THIS BIG and because we heard no tweet at the end of it, where the cabs are supposed to roar up to the doorman...we eschewed the line and started to hoof it. Yeah, sure...let's just start walking because the cabs are probably not wanting to come down that street into the madness. We got down to 5th and Mission and realized that there was not going to be a cab for us. POUT. Hmmm, says the resourceful one, let's grab the 30 Bus because I know that it goes down to the train station. Sure, say I. That would be great because I am certainly up for an adventure. We hop The 30 and the female bus driver looks at us and says...do you know where you are going? :o) Yes, we really DO mean to go past all of the yucky bits and arrive at the train station, which is a couple of blocks from the ballpark. Ok, says she. We are warm and snug and the bus is not dirty or stinky...SCORE! A few blocks later...we look out the window as we are crossing an intersection and BAM!...a pedestrian is down, hit by a car. Yeah, I have moved to a place where we worry about driving at night because of the deer stepping out in front of traffic and this driver collides with a pedestrian that is all in black from head to toe. We were just stunned but the bus driver stopped, called in the emergency and then went on with the journey. As we exited the bus, at our destination, we heard the wail of the siren heading toward the scene.
We started to walk toward the ballpark but it was like the forest and the trees with all of the new high rise buildings and we were worried that we had another long hoof ahead. Lauren asks a jogger how far it is to a particular restaurant and he goes...oh, about a mile...a 15 minute walk. Ugh. Screw it, says she and hails a cab. Paragon? You mean the Paragon that is a couple of blocks away? asks the driver. Uh, yeah. Blush We arrive at Paragon and try to get a seat at the bar...snooty patootie and no luck. Screw it, say I...let's head down to Acme Chophouse and see if THEY have a less snooty bar for us to catch a meal. Back we walk and it is pretty hilarious that we walk almost as far as we rode. No worries, other than a chilled daughter. The Chophouse is warm and inviting and has seats for us at the big bar, where we order a bottle of wine, salads and our main dishes. SIGH We made it and with time to spare to enjoy our dinner and be able to walk over to the beautiful, magical blue and gold tents.
KOOZA is all that I could ask of the Cirque that I loved from the first moment I sat in that big tent, so many years ago. This production is fast paced, hilarious and jaw-dropping, in all of the best ways. It is simple and small and just plain wonderful circus. I know that to some people, Cirque du Soleil means the over-the-top spectacles in Vegas but to ME it means the intimacy of the crowded little tent with the almost too loud music that envelopes you like a velvet cloak. I laughed and cheered myself silly, as did everyone around me. After all, how could you not bond with people who shared the experience of the clowns running down their row of seats (scuzemepardonmescuzemepardonme) in a slapstick chase scene? Thank you for the great evening of laughter and cheering...it helped me remember myself, once again.
The post show cab hunt was a chilly one but once we got off of the embarcadero, a nice warm car swung to a stop for our hail. We arrived back at Union Square startled to see Macy's still open at 11 and The City thinking that it was a Mini New York. Yeah, baby, yeah. Cinderella's day had come to and end and she could settle into that darned $3500 bed and saw logs in an ever so dainty manner. Next thing I knew, it was 7 AM and time to get breakfast before the trek back through the valley to the foothills. San Francisco, it was a GOOD visit. I got to remember who I used to be when I walked your streets...a kid walking to "work" at the Opera House, a teenager walking to summer school at the then tiny Academy of Art and a young adult treading the boards of myriad rock club stages. All of that is done and history but I look forward to bringing my grandson down to the city for a little Cultchah when he is ready.
Ok, Cinderella...get your heavy fleece and apron on...people need yarn.